UTAMU WA MCHEZO (5)

JINA: UTAMU WA MCHEZO

Mwandishi: Micky Mejah

Nilirudi sebureni nikaikuta laptop yangu lakini kwa chini niliona tait nyeupe nilishtuka na kujisemea ina maana tait yangu imefikaje fikaje huku? Ila nilipoishika haikuwa yangu. Humu ndani kuna kitu kinaendlea.

Nilikuta laptop yangu kwenye kochi ila kwa chini niliona tait nyeupe nikaanza kujiuliza ile tait imetoka wapi na nani kaileta pale? Nilijiuliza maswali bila majibu "mmh inawezekanaje hii na hii tait sio yangu hapa kuna namna sio bure"

Nilifikiria kwa haraka haraka na jina lililokuja kichwani ni tinah kwasababu yeye ndiye aliyeondoka na laptop yangu na ile nguo ya ndani itakuwa yake tu kwasababu mimi na tinah kimaumbile tupo tofauti kidogo mimi ni mpana kidogo ila sio bonge sema nina mwili flani hivi ila best yangu tinah yeye ni modo na mwili ni mrefu mpaka kuna kipindi nilikuwa namuita miss masaki. Nilibaki nimeduwaa nikiwa nimeshika mlango wa kutenganisha sebure na vyumba, niliwaza sana na akili yangu ikanipa kama ni tinah basi hajaondoka na isingekuwa rahisi kuondoka akaasha kufuri lake nilitoa mguu wangu na kuanza kutembea taratibu kuelekea chumbani kwa dogo cliff lakini hapa katikati nilikuta nguo zimesambaa kwenye korido zote nilizibeba nikaja nazö mpaka mlango wa chumba nikavuta pumzi na kuhesabu mara tatu kabla sijafungua mlango kuwafumania watu.

Nilifungua mlango vuuuupyu! Nikakimbilia kuwasha taa ile nawasha nilikuta tinah na cliff wamelala uchi wa mnyama yani inaonekana huo mchezo wameuanzia sebureni mpaka chumbani na ni tokea muda ule naondoka yani saa sita kasoro mpaka muda ule saa mbili kasoro na ndio maana wamepika, wamekula na wamekulana kwa raha zao nilisikia kifua kinafura kwa hasira nilisogea mpaka pale then wazo linanijia nikashote maji bafuni nije niwamwagie na nilifanya hvyo tena kwenye bomba la maji ya baridi nilijaza ndoo nikaja nikawamwagia wote wawili.

"mamaaa nakufaaa"

"nyoko zako kufa ms*n** wee umalaya utakuua umebeba maukimwi uje uniulie mdgo wangu sasa leo nakukomoa utatembea hadi kwenu uchi ili kesho ujifunze.

"jamani cleme naomba nisamehe usiloeke nguo jamani nakuomba nisamehe"

"nani akusamehe shenzi zako leo ndo utamjua cleme ni nani si umezoea nakuchekeaga unaona mimi mjinga kumbe unakuja na k*** lako unataka utomb** burebure eeh si ndio haya nipe hela ya chumba sasa si umeshafaidi?

"samahani nakuomba sana nisamehe please naomba nipo chini ya miguu yako"

"dadaa"

"weee kaa hivyo hivyo kimya, mama naomba unyanyuke udeki hapo chini hayo maji yatoke"

Basi nilimfanyisha kazi tinah siku hiyo atakaa anisahau maana hataamini kama ni mm huyuhuyu.

"cleme nimeshamaliza"

"wee tinah bafuni kwa mama kule umedeki?

"nimedeki jamani kweli twende ukaone"

"haya msubiri dadie harudi"

"jamani nisamehe usimwambie dadie jamani"

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Nilikaa pale nikiwa na aibu sana yaliyotokea yaliniumiza na dada tina alipewa adhabu na dada cleme mpaka niliumia roho. Dada tinah hakula siku hiyo alikuwa amenuna sana na aliwahi kulala kuliko sikuzote. Nami nilikaa pale na chakula changu nilikula sijui vijiko viwili nikasinzia hapohapo mpaka mzee aliporudi.

"wewe clifford nenda kalale ndani"

"shkamoo dadie"

"marahaba vipi mbona unasinzia hapa bwana kama umechoka zima tv ukalale"

"ah mzee nataka kuangalia mpira"

"wewe mpira wa saa sita mpira gani bwana"

"sawa naenda kulala"

Mzee aliondoka na kuniasha nikiwa nimetulia najifikiria usingzi ukanipitia tena mara nikasikia natingishwa nikazinduka.

"cliff twende ukalale"

"dada cleme kitanda kibichi siwezi kulala"

"twende tukalale chumbani kwangu"

"enhee"

"eeh embe twende ukalale"

Niliamka chapchap nikabeba shuka langu huyu nikawa namfata dada cleme huku nimejaa uoga, aisee chumbani kulikuwa na ubaridi nahisi aliwasha aircondition sasa mimi nikawa naweweseka na uoga mana namjua dada cleme akikasirika anavyokuwa. Mara mlango ukawa unagongwa niliogopa nikamtazama sista alikuwa ana wasiwasi akasema.

"nani tena?

"mimi ebu fungua"

"aha dadie nimelala kesho"

Nilisikia ukimya wa ghafla nikahisi kitu iweje mzee aje kugonga usiku ule saa saba? Nikiwa natafakari mara dada alikuja akanikalia na kuanza kunila romance kheee jamani!!!

Dada cleme alikuja akanikalia na kuanza kunipa romance nilikuwa sina hisia za kusex kwa wakati huo kwani nilikuwa nafikiria ni kwanini dadie alikuja kugonga ule usiku saa saba ina maana kulikuwa na kitu kinaendlea na nilikuwa tayari kupeleleza ili nijue ukweli. Dada aliendlea kunifakamia ila alishangaa sikuwa na hata chembe ya ushirika na yeye.

"una nini lakini cliff? Au unamfikiria tinah?

"hapana najihisi maumivu ya kichwa"

"khaa nilijua tu"

Dada alikasirika akageukia pembeni mwa kitanda na Kuanza kulia wakati huo simu yake ikaita akaitazama kisha akaiweka pembeni mara ya kwanza, ya pili mpaka ya tatu bado hakurespond zaidi aliweka simu chini ya mto na sonyo juu "fyuuuuuu" nilimtazama nikajua mashetani yake yamempanda maana akiwa na hasira anakuwa mbaya kama shetani na unamuona usoni kabisa, niliona nitulize hasira yake hata kama sitampa udabwi ila angalau faraja yangu itamfaa sana. Nilimgeukia nikamshka mabega yake.

"am sorry my dear sister i like always to see you're happiness"

"thank you, i love you cliff please i beg you don't cheat me"

Niliumia sana moyoni kuona dada yangu wa kuzaliwa aliyeniashia ziwa akinipenda kuzidi na sio kwamba ni kwasababu mimi ni mdogo wake hapana ila ni mapenzi ninayompa yanamridhisha sana. Niliendelea kumpapasa maana najua madhaifu yake yani hakikupenda hata ukimshka nywele tayari umeshamtia ny** na hata kwangu alikuwa dhaifu sana hvyo kitendo kile kilifanya anigeukie na maneno yake matamu.

"cliff nakupenda sana naomba usiniache ntakufa jamani"

"usijari ila wasiwasi wangu wakijua"

"hapana cliff niamini mimi hawawezi kujua"

"basi nashukuru nitakupa yote uridhke"

"kwani cliff una girlfriend?

"hapana sina"

"aaha asante sana naomba niwe girlfriend wako na nataka niachane na paul yani ananikera hata mambo hawezi na mtu yupo busy siku nzima"

"kheee! Usiachane nae nakuomba"

"mmh mlango unagongwa aaha inanikera, ebu cliff jifiche uvunguni"

Nilizama uvunguni kisha dada akaenda kufungua mlango.

"vipi mbna haupokei smu?

"no hapana najisikia vibaya tutaonana kesho"

Ile kutoka nami nilitoka uvunguni na kuanza kumpa mambo ya utundu na nilimuonyesha jinsi ya kunyonya nyapu yake kwanza unaanza kuramba mashavu kisha mlango wenye then kin*** lazima udate.

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Toka nimeanza kuona hali ile ya dada cleme kufall in love kwangu nilikosa amani na kumbuka tayari alishamkataa mpenzi wake john. Nilitamani niame mji na ukiangalia pale shuleni kwetu/shaban robert darasa lote la form3 iwe michepuo ya sayansi, sanaa na biashara nilikuwa naongoza mpaka nikatungwa jina "giant genius" kutoka na urfu wangu hadi watoto wa kihindi walikuwa wananipenda hasa huyu salha rajesh.

"sweetie next holday naenda india"

"wow! I think you will miss tanzania and you're fellows"

"yeah but more it's you my baby"

"eh nice couple ever, how is it" alikuja mark kuingilia maongezi yetu.

"aaha jamani clifford wait for few minutes nakuja"

"poa poa"

Hapo niliona ndio muda mzuri kuomba ushauri kwa mark kuhusu yanayo nisibu.

"dah kaka huo mchezo uache mara moja yani kutoka na dada yako ni hatari sana"

"nitafanya fanyaje lakini?

"kaka jitahidi kwani mmeanzaje na mshndwaje wewe uoni aibu kudate na dada yako?

Nilitoa macho wakati rafiki yangu akiniambia juu ya tabia yangu ya kudate na sista.

"wewe hivi have you think about pregnant or have you using condom?

"no kaka sijawahi kutumia kondom kaka na nafikiria nitamkwepa vipi dada?

"wewe ni mwanaume tumia akili na onyesha msimamo, watoto wazuri kama kina salha, reshma, ryotya unawaasha unaenda kutembea na dada yako una akili wewe?

"sasa kaka nifanyaje?

"wagonge hao watoto watatu nakwambia ukweli rikizo inakaribia wanaenda india mpaka mwakani, sasa hapo bado utakumbukwa?

Enhee salha huyo anakuja ebu mcheck mtoto alivyokuwa mzuri then unaremba na unajua kuwapata watoto wa kihindi kazi akifika muombe mzigo me naondoka utanikuta getini"

Robert aliondoka na kuniasha peke yangu nikimsikilizia salha haje ambaye kusema ukweli kwa form3 wote hakuna aliyemfikia kwa uzuri ana nywele ndefu, ni mweupe tena ana dimpoz halafu mrefu modo na uzuri darasani anajitahidi kama awi wa tano au sita na kwa mchepuo wa science ndio msichana pekee anayewachallenge wavulana nikiwepo mimi pia.

"hey baby mbona rob ameöndoka?

"aha ametupisha tuzungumze si unajua yule ana heshma"

"mh mna yenu nyie heshima ya wapi hacheni umbeya, so itakuwaje sasa maana ndo naondoka hvyo?

"kwani india unaenda lini?

"mmh i thnk next saturday but dady and momy and few relatives their already gonne, we are leftin me and my young bro and sisy"

"can i met you within these two days?

"mmh it possible but the matter it will be where or in my home?

"i don't know i left all to you ma baby mama"

"okey, i'll answer the day to come"

"nichum basi kipenzi

"jamani giant genius i can't infront of majority bt i'll do so when we met, kama vipi nisindikize nahisi dereva atakuwa ameshakuja"

Nilimsindikiza na kama ujuavyo siku hiyo ilikuwa ni siku ya kufunga shule na wote tulipewa ripoti ambayo mimi niliongoza pia but wengi wanaonifahamu hawashangai kwani mzee wangu pia alikuwa mkali wa pcm na mpaka sasa ni mkemia mkuu mkoa wa dar-es-salaam na hata mimi nataka kuwa kama yeye my dady.

"jamani honey kwaheri najua ntakumiss ila naomba nimjue wifi yangu ukifika home nipe niongee nae"

Niliweweseka baada ya kumuulizia dada cleme ambye aliwah kuniambia hataki nitoke na mwanamke yeyote sasa how comes nikamtambulishe kwake. Mpaka salha anaöndoka me nilikuwa nawaza tu yale mambo.

"hey giant genius how are you?

"hey you cliff"

"ooh what's up?

Alikuwa ryotya na rashma ambao wote nasoma nao class moja na wote ni ndugu ya rashma anamuita baba yake ryotya mjomba sasa watoto hawa wananikubali na nimekuwa nawakwepa sana coz kama salha akijua atakasirika na kunipa kibuti.

"vipi wewe unawaza nini?

"hapana am cul, don't worry"

"please can you give me ya contact?

Aliuliza ryotya.

"hey genius and me too" akadakia rashma

"yes give me yours then i'll call you two"

Tulizungumza kwa muda mrefu kisha wakaondoka na kuniasha peke yangu pia rashma alipiga kama hatua kumi akarudi tena kwangu na kumuasha ryotya anatembea.

Kwa kunong'oneza akaniambia.